SluSignGuy Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website? They can’t string three “Ws” together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenHudDude Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Are you practicing to do stand-up Steve? Another good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 15 minutes ago, CenHudDude said: Are you practicing to do stand-up Steve? Another good one. I'm definitely not quitting my day job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 You've got the dad jokes down.....just need some little Steves running around...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlarry Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face the other has his face on a bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 1 minute ago, dlarry said: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face the other has his face on a bill! I looked. There are impressively few good George Washington Dad jokes on the internet. Best (I think) I found: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? Answer: Because he couldn't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laker119 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Let’s keep the funny gameday threads undefeated today SLUMedBilliken15 and Bills By 40 like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 34 minutes ago, laker119 said: Let’s keep the funny gameday threads undefeated today I don't know. Is this a Signguy mind-flip? The thread title is generic enough that it could go for any team......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 35 minutes ago, laker119 said: Let’s keep the funny gameday threads undefeated today Funny GDTs are 2-0. There is a reason the owner of the Billiken's web site chose a joke about three W's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlarry Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Predictions Perkins goes for over 15 Okoro has a double double Bills win by 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thetorch Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 George Washington was not that great. By the morals & social mores of his day he was pretty despicable. 4th grade education at best. Single Handedly started the French & Indian War & the 7 years war as a young officer who led a needless attack and killed a french dignitary by mistake. An awful general, he made many errors on the battlefield. Success in war was reliant on a spy network he created, much more spook than general. His teeth weren't wooden, that was to make a good spin on it, his teeth were actually pulled from the mouths of his slaves. He robbed the US treasury, Washington was known for not taking a salary as general but he needed to be reimbursed for all his expenses. He ended up spending personally an outrageous $450k which Congress had to repay him for. He tried to get the same deal when he was President luckily Congress smartened up and refused. He illegally transported slaves into free states while he was President. He carried on a relationship with the wife of one of his friends and kept the company of many different women while he was married including many slaves that he and his wife owned. It is a myth that he freed his slaves at his death. His will stated that his slaves had to remain in the property of his wife till she died. His wife actually owned many more slaves than he did, they were never freed, just inherited by her descendants as Washington had no children of his own. Washington was most likely infertile because of complications from a venereal disease he acquired from a prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Elrond Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, SluSignGuy said: Funny GDTs are 2-0. There is a reason the owner of the Billiken's web site chose a joke about three W's. Onward to victory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, NoCoBillsFan said: He tweeted that 3 minutes after warmups started, which means he probably noticed it as soon as they ran out of the tunnel at the 60 minute mark...Not saying he could be right, but that's a quick trigger. laker119, stmdragons and gabriel like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCoBillsFan Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said: He tweeted that 3 minutes after warmups started, which means he probably noticed it as soon as they ran out of the tunnel at the 60 minute mark...Not saying he could be right, but that's a quick trigger. I hope you’re right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlarry Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I’m sure Stu is on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlarry Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Uh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny karate Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Legend Jr time! drkelsey55 likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlarry Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Well at least I have football to turn on when this gets out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 This is not a joking matter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJK Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 This will be a fun game. I’m actually excited to see what these guys are capable of outside of our usual “offense.” it may be a sh;t show but I’ll bet we will learn a few things. SLUMedBilliken15, NYBilliken, drkelsey55 and 3 others like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Light Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Okoro and Forrester are going to bring their A game with Yuri out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slu let the dogs out? Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 5 minutes ago, BJK said: This will be a fun game. I’m actually excited to see what these guys are capable of outside of our usual “offense.” it may be a sh;t show but I’ll bet we will learn a few things. Completely agree. It’s not like we’re getting an at-large this year anyway. Looking forward to solid minutes from Legend Junior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenbill Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 No Collins, Thames, and Pickett “is playing on one leg.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Holly Hills Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 minutes ago, BJK said: This will be a fun game. I’m actually excited to see what these guys are capable of outside of our usual “offense.” it may be a sh;t show but I’ll bet we will learn a few things. Same. What do we have to lose? At large bid? Doubtful. Roll it out there and see what happens!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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