slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 minutes ago, RUBillsFan said: This reply by WestPineBills made me LOL. I'm imagining Mr. Murkens at Pappy's. Of course he's clad in his polo shirt with too many buttons undone and no undershirt, gold necklace resting across the top of white tufts of chest hair that no one wants to see, and his signature St Louis Cardinals cowboy hat sits askance on his head. He strolls up to the counter with the self-assuredness that only a Boomer can have. "I'll take a full slab of ribs, bean, and slaw" Tony boasts. "Sure. Anything else?" inquires an unknowing Pappy's employee. "What's the latest on the Billiken's coaching search?" "..." "..." "Uh...I...I don't know what you're talking about. Your total is $31.09." "Did Fred Pestello put you up this this? You know Yuri Collings should've gone to Texas. No heart." "..." Both parties glance down to see Frank Cusamano stroll over. "Tony! How you doing! Let's talk about Blake Ahern!" -scene- All time great post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 6 minutes ago, slufan13 said: All time great post Idk man @RUBillsFan started off as another Basketballcountry banger and then trailed off into laziness after Mr Murkens paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said: Idk man @RUBillsFan started off as another Basketballcountry banger and then trailed off into laziness after Mr Murkens paid. Only real flaw I see in the story is that the Pappy's workers don't know his order already NextYearBill likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBillsFan Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 3 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said: Idk man @RUBillsFan started off as another Basketballcountry banger and then trailed off into laziness after Mr Murkens paid. 1 minute ago, slufan13 said: Only real flaw I see in the story is that the Pappy's workers don't know his order already I'll workshop it a bit. I wish I could spend all day writing Tony Murkens & Frank Cusamano fan fiction, but I need to be a little bit productive at work. I wasn't envisioning that Murken's has actually paid yet & the Pappy's employee is still just has a blank look on her face starting at Tony & Frank. However, I was especially proud of the part where they look down to see Cusamano. My uncle (I think) played ball against Cusamano in high school and 30+ years later my grandma would refer to him as "little Frankie Cusamano" which cracked me up. I'm not even sure if Frank is short in real life, but I've got it in my head that he's like Tom Cruise height & camera tricks make him look normal sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old guy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, slu72 said: Hearing the Japanese will bomb Pearl Harbor. AGAIN? VeniceMenace likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckFayton Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Seems like an odd time to release these: https://www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/indiana-state-university-sycamores-store/products/indiana-state-robbie-avila-tee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenbill Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, slu72 said: Hearing the Japanese will bomb Pearl Harbor. Correction: The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Lord Elrond likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Pelican Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, billikenbill said: Correction: The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Thank you! Lord Elrond likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 12 minutes ago, DuckFayton said: Seems like an odd time to release these: https://www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/indiana-state-university-sycamores-store/products/indiana-state-robbie-avila-tee They deal in vintage apparel. AMDG-Unit and Billiken Rich like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old guy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Nope, what the Germans did, followed immediately by the Italians, was to declare war on the US right after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. If you want an egregious example of crass stupidity, there it is. Hitler and Mussolini "Stupidus Maximus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Pelican Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Who ya gonna believe? OG or Bluto Blutarski? I know who I'm goin' with. "seven years of college, down the drain..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Elrond Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 8 minutes ago, Old guy said: Nope, what the Germans did, followed immediately by the Italians, was to declare war on the US right after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. If you want an egregious example of crass stupidity, there it is. Hitler and Mussolini "Stupidus Maximus." John Belushi clearly said: “Was it over when the German’s bombed Pearl Harbor?” I rest my case! White Pelican likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLIKNS Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 What do you think we are a bunch of MO rons? SLUMedBilliken15 likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Who wins more games this past season Schertz with SLU's roster or Ford with ISU's roster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crymdg2 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, slufan13 said: Who wins more games this past season Schertz with SLU's roster or Ford with ISU's roster Schertz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I got to give Tony Murkens credit for committing to the act for six years now. 2010andBeyond likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseman Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, DuckFayton said: Seems like an odd time to release these: https://www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/indiana-state-university-sycamores-store/products/indiana-state-robbie-avila-tee Never a bad time to make money I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 17 minutes ago, brianstl said: I got to give Tony Murkens credit for committing to the act for six years now. Is Tony real? Every other tweet I change my mind on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 14 minutes ago, slufan13 said: Is Tony real? Every other tweet I change my mind on it He doesn't have a facebook. One would expect a person of his, uhhh demographic to have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said: He doesn't have a facebook. One would expect a person of his, uhhh demographic to have one. Good point. Although he is probably afraid China or Russia will be able to find him if he has facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 7 minutes ago, slufan13 said: Good point. Although he is probably afraid China or Russia will be able to find him if he has facebook Is he on Truth Social? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufan13 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, billikenfan05 said: Is he on Truth Social? You tell me ACE and Littlebill like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJumpUp Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 18 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said: Is he on Truth Social? Not sure of this, but fairly certain he subscribes to Grandy Glaze's OnlyFans page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, JohnnyJumpUp said: Not sure of this, but fairly certain he subscribes to Grandy Glaze's OnlyFans page THAT OLD RASCAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenHudDude Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 hours ago, billikenbill said: Correction: The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Who was your SLU history prof? No wait a minute. You better not tell us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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