Join a Grassroots Movement to not the local media determine Avila's New Nickname

[thetorch]

It has already started.  We are going to let a group of toupee wearing has beens who can't write a complete sentence create the new nickname for SLU's newest star, the biggest national star for SLU since Easy Ed.

We can't let this happen.  Step 1 submit your best ideas in this thread.  Let's have some great suggestions by the time the press conference hits and flood social media with the best one and force Bernie, Frank, and the Bens to submit to our nickname.  If that doesn't work I have 4 cases of clown noses in my Amazon cart ready to ship today to the offices of the Post Dispatch, 590, 101, and KSDK.

[thatskablamo]

The Gateway Starch works for me. 

[Fraz]

Avilliken was made to be

[thetorch]

 

[dlarry]

I like Hochman but Toasted Avioli is the stupidest nickname in a long list of stupid nicknames. 

[Billikitty7]

Terrible nickname.

i guess i like Robbie Avilliken. Or Cream. I have no creativity so i can only work with what is presented. 

[ACE]

This grassroots movement is sure to be as ineffective as the other.

[BrettJollyComedyHour]

Let's just bring Cream Abdul-Jabbar to STL and call it a day.

[CenHudDude]

27 minutes ago, BrettJollyComedyHour said:

Let's just bring Cream Abdul-Jabbar to STL and call it a day.

What about Isaiah Swope?

[BrettJollyComedyHour]

44 minutes ago, CenHudDude said:

What about Isaiah Swope?

I was only talking about the nickname lol, by all means bring Swope in too!

[SLUMS81]

5 hours ago, dlarry said:

I like Hochman but Toasted Avioli is the stupidest nickname in a long list of stupid nicknames. 

Toasted Ravila would have been better.

[billikenfan05]

Lou Alcindor

[majerus mojo]

24 minutes ago, billikenfan05 said:

Lou Alcindor

SLU Alcindor

Tim Cream

Easy Ed McCantSee

Jon Hamm Sandwich

Brian McBribe

Stan Bifocal 

Bud White

 

[SLUMS81]

Goggzilla

[NextYearBill]

44 minutes ago, majerus mojo said:

 

Brian McBribe

 

 

This. 

[SLU_Lax]

Boaty McBoatface 

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/17/boaty-mcboatface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel

[Old guy]

I suggest we call him "Avila".

[cgeldmacher]

3 hours ago, billikenfan05 said:

Lou Alcindor

Blue Alcindor

[RUBillsFan]

The best part is that you don’t have to pick just one nickname!  Cream is the best one, but the dude is famous for having a bunch of nicknames.  Adding the St Louis and SLU specific ones is great.