brianstl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 @TheA_Bomb, we need the inside scoop on this whole Pole Assassin thing. TheChosenOne and BilliesBy40 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 35 minutes ago, brianstl said: @TheA_Bomb, we need the inside scoop on this whole Pole Assassin thing. I laughed pretty damn hard after hearing that story this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Box and Won said: I laughed pretty damn hard after hearing that story this morning. I love how she keeps calling the monkey a support monkey instead of admitting it was part of her stripper act. Like it being a support monkey makes it mauling a kid acceptable. TheChosenOne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I did see a photo of the monkey giving her a high five. I suppose that could be considered emotional support. brianstl, CBFan, TheChosenOne and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgstl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, brianstl said: I love how she keeps calling the monkey a support monkey instead of admitting it was part of her stripper act. Like it being a support monkey makes it mauling a kid acceptable. financial support monkey Slu let the dogs out?, BilliesBy40 and brianstl 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A10Ref Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Truth stmdragons, brianstl and Box and Won 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinert310 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Woah woah spaghetti, What’d I miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinert310 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Just now, Reinert310 said: Woah woah spaghetti, What’d I miss? I have no idea how my phone autocorrected spaghetti into that sentence, but I’m just gonna go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Reinert310 said: Woah woah spaghetti, What’d I miss? Just your everyday story about an ex stripper known as Pole Assassin who was featured on Jerry Springer now living with her asst football coach boyfriend and a monkey that was part of her act. You know they decide to throw a party/haunted house on Halloween and the monkey goes all Mike Tyson and bites some kid. dlarry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Box and Won said: I laughed pretty damn hard after hearing that story this morning. Isn't that the same Gal you had at your bachelor's party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy II Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, brianstl said: Just your everyday story about an ex stripper known as Pole Assassin who was featured on Jerry Springer now living with her asst football coach boyfriend and a monkey that was part of her act. You know they decide to throw a party/haunted house on Halloween and the monkey goes all Mike Tyson and bites some kid. -is ABomb the asst football coach or the monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, slufanskip said: Isn't that the same Gal you had at your bachelor's party? Nah, we didn't have the budget for that kind of talent. Reinert310 and slufanskip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBFan Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 You all made look up the story. Bad Monkey’s former stripper named pole assassin, I had to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheA_Bomb Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Sorry it was a busy work day, yes I was up late reading about Monkey gate. I did hit up sources as I heard a local neighborhood Dr treated the kid and I thought we knew the Dr. Sadly we did not. So no inside scoop. So this story is amazing. Coach Banks is the special teams coach making 7 figures, Texas hired away from Bama. He's the best ST coach and recruiter. Yes his significant other aka The Pole Assassin think Cirque de Soliel level aerial acrobatics skills, decided to have a fun haunted house for the kids. Well apparently 1 child 11 or 12 according to Pole Assassin did not listen and turn around at the gate as instructed but kept going into the backyard to the money cage and stuck his hand in the cage and was bit. At about 1100 PM CST she was tweeting about it and even showed a video of how far away the cage was. She blamed the kid. But apparently someone advised Pole Assassin to get off Twitter. This story is so good. Really something for everyone, monkey, children, possibly a stripper, sports related. Anyway Texas looking to get the monkey off their back in Ames by snapping a 3 game losing streak. CBFan and brianstl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowry Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I wonder if she spanked her monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatskablamo Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 9 hours ago, A10Ref said: Truth Mike Price begs to differ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 1:49 PM, brianstl said: I love how she keeps calling the monkey a support monkey instead of admitting it was part of her stripper act. Like it being a support monkey makes it mauling a kid acceptable. She's gotta be able to bring it on a plane for road gigs, though. brianstl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3star_recruit Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Pistol said: She's gotta be able to bring it on a plane for road gigs, though. As long as she wears this face mask: Pistol and brianstl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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