Is there a field hockey equivalent to tearing down the goalposts after a win?
At Northwestern, they used to tear down the goalposts after rare football wins and chuck them in Lake Michigan.
Unfortunately for us, the Mississippi is farther from The Blue than Lake Michigan is from Ryan Field, so it might be tough for us to pick up the goals and dump them in the river after our dubs.
Also, we likely do not have the budget to replace the goals, so we'd have to then fish them out of the river, which could be dangerous. Maybe we could set something on fire instead. I don't know, I'm just spitballing here. This is all new for me.