Box and Won

I'll have you know, I was a fixture on the Dean's List, sir.* *After I f---ed around and got crappy grades and my dad threatened to stop paying my tuition.

This is one of the all-time greatest names, with Justyn Mutts being the greatest.

I don't care about the athletes' GPAs any more than I care about any random students' GPAs. Which is to say not at all.

Plenty.

It cannot be overstated how devastating the hiring of Crews was to this program.

You had me at "What got Brett Jolly kicked off the team."

This is really cool. My first game would've been around the same era (although I don't recall exactly when, maybe a year or two earlier) and with my dad as well - maybe we're around the same age. I have so many fond memories of Kiel Auditorium - it was such a unique venue and a cool place to see a game. I wish it could've been preserved somehow. I'm pretty sure we always sat in the upper deck, so I definitely remember those ramps.

Just hockey (per the St. Louis Business Journal):

Such a bummer.

I would like to propose a moratorium on the use of the term "Conklin Summer."

I suppose it's good if you're into sadomasochism.

I forgot about the Family Arena!

My list: In STL Kiel Auditorium St. Louis Arena Enterprise Center Chaifetz Arena Edward Jones Dome Road games SIUC SIUE Indiana State Butler DePaul Xavier Neutral sites Sprint Center (Kansas, K-State, and Wichita State) Madison Square Garden (VA Tech and Providence) Nationwide Arena (NCAA tourney versus Memphis) Amway Center (NCAA tourney versus NC State)

He's gonna need a gimmick, like the guy who pulls out a scale and asks women to weigh themselves. Maybe he can talk about his bunghole, I don't know - just workshopping here.

The gotdamn Germans got nothin' to do with it.