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I'll have you know, I was a fixture on the Dean's List, sir.* *After I f---ed around and got crappy grades and my dad threatened to stop paying my tuition.

This is one of the all-time greatest names, with Justyn Mutts being the greatest.

I don't care about the athletes' GPAs any more than I care about any random students' GPAs. Which is to say not at all.

Plenty.

It cannot be overstated how devastating the hiring of Crews was to this program.

You had me at "What got Brett Jolly kicked off the team."

This is really cool. My first game would've been around the same era (although I don't recall exactly when, maybe a year or two earlier) and with my dad as well - maybe we're around the same age. I have so many fond memories of Kiel Auditorium - it was such a unique venue and a cool place to see a game. I wish it could've been preserved somehow. I'm pretty sure we always sat in the upper deck, so I definitely remember those ramps.

Just hockey (per the St. Louis Business Journal):

Such a bummer.

I would like to propose a moratorium on the use of the term "Conklin Summer."

I suppose it's good if you're into sadomasochism.

I forgot about the Family Arena!

My list: In STL Kiel Auditorium St. Louis Arena Enterprise Center Chaifetz Arena Edward Jones Dome Road games SIUC SIUE Indiana State Butler DePaul Xavier Neutral sites Sprint Center (Kansas, K-State, and Wichita State) Madison Square Garden (VA Tech and Providence) Nationwide Arena (NCAA tourney versus Memphis) Amway Center (NCAA tourney versus NC State)

He's gonna need a gimmick, like the guy who pulls out a scale and asks women to weigh themselves. Maybe he can talk about his bunghole, I don't know - just workshopping here.

The gotdamn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

A lot was made about SLU's initial plans to demo the buildings a couple of years ago. It's certainly germane to this story.

New sports bar/burger joint concept coming to the old Dante's/Firehouse space on Olive, a short walk from Chaifetz: https://www.stlmag.com/news/the-key-burger-bar-boogie-midtown/

We most certainly do not!

No. 1 on my bucket list is a Billiken Sweet Sixteen game in literally any location. I still have quite a few ballparks I still need to visit, but the ones I most want to see are: Dodger Stadium PNC Park Camden Yards

They also played Iowa State at home after the conference season started, but your point still stands.

Can we get the SIUE loss from that year wiped out too? Can I get it somehow removed from my memory? Can we turn Chaifetz Arena into a space akin to the severed floor from Severance?

I hear they're a lock to add Bobson Dugnutt and Willie Dustice.

Given our luck, it's important to note that had he taken the SLU job, he probably would've suffered a heart attack or some other massive health malady within weeks.

Going back to the Ford hire, my man Leon Rice has had a nice run.

Wow, that is way lower than I would've expected.