Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Putting together a list of the most/least popular billikens.com posters along with best/most memorable moments in the board's history. I've already started this novel and after about an hour I'm at 3 pages long. 

Feel free to post in this thread or DM me with votes on best/worst posters along with moments you want included. This will make for some great summer reading. 

Posted

I liked Jimbo’s story about trying to reverse the scam on a Nigerian Prince scam. Talk of meeting in parking lots with business plans burned on CDs and getting arrested after a misunderstanding with a lady in the produce aisle. 

Posted
8 hours ago, SLU_Lax said:

I liked Jimbo’s story about trying to reverse the scam on a Nigerian Prince scam. Talk of meeting in parking lots with business plans burned on CDs and getting arrested after a misunderstanding with a lady in the produce aisle. 

If there was a roast of Billikens com posters Jimbo would be 1 and 1a on the list. 

Posted

The scammers responses are in blue. JimboFive is in red.


Atten.

[HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL]
[TRANSFER OF [THIRTY SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE THOUSAND POUNDS STERLINGS]
TRANSFER OF
36,759,000.00 MILLION POUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

My name is Dr. Shev Williams, and I work in the International Operation Department in a Bank here in London.I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business.Though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest medium of communication.

However, this correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such.

[blah blah blah, etc.]

Regards,
Dr. Shev Williams.


*********************************

Guys, should we do it??? I've run some figures, I can burn
them to laserdisc for you and we can go over them in the
parking lot. Let me know what you think.

-jimbofive


*********************************

Dearest Partner,

However,i will like you to know that i'm not trying to
make experiment on whether this business is going to
work out or not because the success of this business
is already a forgone conclussion if you will follow
the advise and instructions which i will be seeking
from the Minister and our insider in the Bank who is
deeply involved with me in the business.

I will also like you to know that despite the fact
that we have not seen or met each other before,i still
reposed my trust and confidence in you hoping that the
(Binding Agreement)will help to build mutual
relationship and understanding between the both
parties involved as you may know that
(BindingAgreement) is the only legal instrument which
normally binds 2 business partners or more together as
one in every business all over the world.

[blah blah blah, etc.]

Yours,
Shev Williams.


*********************************

Dearest Shev.

You will excuse, it is holiday. I will be in country with family attending many goulash tournament. It is very much that I love goulash. I am very interest in binding with you. Are your attorneys have prepared documints? I will drive like the horses from goulash shows for this transaction. Please send me.

in the bonds,
jimbofive


*********************************

Dearest Partner jimbofive,

Yes my attorney will bind an agreement which will bind
two of us together for this transaction so if you are
interesting i will like to hear from you.

Regards,
Shev Williams


*********************************

Dearest Shev,

I have been afraid that I have just returned from the
goulash tournaments. It was firebomb on a contravershal
call and all of were ask to stay in hostel an extra 2days.
I am badly mad and I am a bike rider for until october. I
will hope that you are still interest in our pact. The
account is pending. I opened a investment account for the
large sum of money and we are wait for my ex-"lady friend"
to be off of my interest. She will be out of comission on
her birthday-saturday. account will be ACTIVE on monday
they tell me. Are there other info that you will be
needing!? I am getting very exciting.

in the bonds,
jimbofive


*********************************

Dearest Partner jimbofive,

I am in good rceipt of your mail the content is well
understood. Regarding to the account which you are
going to provide for this transaction, You should be
speedy up so that all the arrangement regarding to the
successful of this transaction will be working
according to the planed.

I am looking forward to hear from you.

Regards,
Shev Williams.

Dear,

I have been waiting to hear from you, If you are not
interested or capable to handle this transaction you
should let me know so that i will look for a reliable
person who will be capable to handle this business
with me very ferfectly. Note that i have know time to
waist.

Regards,
Williams.


*******************************************

dearset Shev,

You must help me! I am send to jail for public indecent in supermarket. Simple misunderstand in produce aisle, wasnot my cucumber! I am not trusting my ex-"lady friend" to complete our transaction one bit! My job is lost and I am needing bail bond! I will need you to send 500 USD to follow address:

jimbofive
# 8675309 /
Moberly Correctional Center
P.O. Box 7
Moberly, MO 65270

For with my releese I am access account and 500 usd will be repay multifold! I am very interest to complete transaction, Nate is getting very push with me. Lunch is cocktial fruit and beandip. oh shev!

hurry please, i am wait!

in the bonds,
jimbofive

p.s. they are restrict e-mail soon after 2 weeks!

 

followed by radio silence...

Posted

My details might be fuzzy, but one of the Dayton white out games where (I believe) Salecich got shoved into the front row and some friendly posters were sitting courtside, immediately got up and were ready to fight back with him. That type of schit is what makes a home court advantage. 

Posted

I was always a big fan of altercations that escalated to “paystubs” in a Knights Inn parking lot in Salina.

Steve you may also want to track your various titles through the years from Sign Kid to Dr. Professor Sign Kid.

Posted

Somebody has to dig up a best of Basketballcountry or Triangle and too.  No it may not be totally positive but trolls of the past were better and I don't think it's just the nostalgia talking.  

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Billiken Rich said:

Somebody has to dig up a best of Basketballcountry or Triangle and too.  No it may not be totally positive but trolls of the past were better and I don't think it's just the nostalgia talking.  

 

@gruehls may have been the best ever (but not really a troll)

Posted
12 minutes ago, brianstl said:

My god, this was over 17 years ago. I’m old.

Great post by Box that somes up why we have never been consistently great.

 

moytoy was in that thread. That's a blast from the past. It appears his last post on this board was almost a year ago to the day. That post, like many of his, was spot on. I just gave it a like. 😆

Posted
4 minutes ago, ACE said:

moytoy was in that thread. That's a blast from the past. It appears his last post on this board was almost a year ago to the day. That post, like many of his, was spot on. I just gave it a like. 😆

Moy, Jimbo, Nash and God rest his soul Bonwich all popped up in that one.  Good times.

Posted
34 minutes ago, JohnnyJumpUp said:

I always thought we should start a Billikens Dot Com Fight Club to settle differences that arose during board bickering. I still like the idea and have a main card in mind, if it ever comes to fruition.

Sumo suit fighting seems like it would be perfect for this purpose

 

IMG_0363.jpeg

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...