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HANG ANOTHA BANNER!!!!  CONFERENCE CHAMPS!!!!!!    Since an at large is out of the question, lets play some freshman, get rested up, and win the damn tournament!!!!

YES!  YES!  YES!   Rhode Island takes out Dayton in the first game of their doubleheader 8-6.    Now the only way we don't win the outright Atlantic 10 Championship and earn the buy is if we get swept by UMass and Dayton wins their remaining two games against RI.   NOT GONNA HAPPEN!    
 
Slight correction -  VCU could also win the conference with two wins over Richmond and 3 SLU losses.  Also  NOT GONNA HAPPEN!   

This essentially happened at every college campus across the country. This is not unique to SLU.

And the university handled it very well. 

That's the opposite of a problem, time is money, money is power, power is pizza.

That's the opposite of a problem, time is money, money is power, power is pizza.

We’ll show her some Brooke Flowers highlight film to show her how it’s done…

Trilly has made the call for Anya to SLU

Apparently, there’s a 6’5 transfer from a Power 5 school transferring in with the announcement scheduled for tomorrow. 

I think you should add "travelin' man" or "King of the Road" to your bio at this point. This is super cool!

I think you should add "travelin' man" or "King of the Road" to your bio at this point. This is super cool!

I think a Billikens.com after dark segment would be great. BJCH would be my leadoff hitter. 

Until TheOne or Trilly confirms it, I would disregard the rumor.

Yeah but I'm never a fan of anyone but us sh*t talking our program lol.

Those guys seemed pretty excited about the game. At first I just heard Pentagon but then went back and caught Sioux Falls. If it is THE REAL PENTAGON we could have ABomb and TajMahal 79 get us tickets. 

Yeah but I'm never a fan of anyone but us sh*t talking our program lol.

Yeah but I'm never a fan of anyone but us sh*t talking our program lol.

Lol the hate will fuel our comeback. What A$$holes.

What about Isaiah Swope?

May it also become known as Billiken celebration day!

Screaming trees are real.  I first saw Screaming Trees live opening for Alice In Chains at Mississippi Nights back when I was in high school.  Great show.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

I was there. About what I expected. 

Probably 60-70 people in total, wide age range. I'm 28 and was older than ~15% of the room. 

Schertz accidentally went to the downtown MAC and didn't get to the Des Peres location until about 6. Troy spoke a bit, Chris May spoke a bit, then Schertz took the wheel. Good speech, dude is very funny, then he took a Q&A. Most of the questions were pretty worthless but he did drop a couple of noteworthy things:

1) Last year's ISU team was paid a combined 80k in NIL. Their market value today is as much as 2 mill. 
2) One of the recent recruits on campus brought their 12YO sister who made a fat joke towards Schertz - he found it very funny (as did I).
3) Gibby was scheduled for a visit to UConn this coming weekend before recommitting to SLU. We beat the two-time reigning national champion out for a transfer portal player, and arguably more importantly the two-time reigning national champion was interested in our shooting guard. Think about that next time anyone wants to talk down on Gibby. 
4) Coach is still VERY confident that we get commitments from RA and IS this week. I'm very confident that those commitments will open the floodgates. 
5) I asked coach 1 on 1 afterwards what he thought of the Billiken vs. "Team Blue" and it sounds like we can finally but that bullshite boring @$$ moniker to rest.  
6) Charlie Gitto's is his favorite restaurant so far. Had it during the MVC tournament. 

Just signed up for Trilly's Discord. Trying to figure out WTF Discord is and how to navigate it has single handedly made me feel @billiken_roy levels old...
 
We are so incredibly lucky Steve has made this website so easy to navigate and use!

Jesus Christ.  It's an event at MAC West.  Quit complaining about everything, grab your checkbook and f'ing go.  I bet they let you in and take your money.  It's not rocket science.