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that game changed the season...Josh took the players names off the jerseys...took away cell phones...told the team they can't practice in Memphis jerseys until they earned that right.

since then...7 wins...by margins of 23, 20, 19, 12, 18, 31, and 26.

Took away the practice uni's AND the cell phones??? The horror. The horror. I guess he'll be ripping scrotums out at halftime when we meet.....

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they got em back...winning the CUSA regular season and Tourney earned it...now they have to earn the names on their jerseys back...

It should really be tiered....

CUSA Regular Season: You get a Pastner Flip Phone

CUSA Tournament Title: Smart Phone

NCAA Top 4 Seed: Unlimited Data and Texts

Sweet Sixteen: iPads

Final Four: Jersey Names

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It should really be tiered....

CUSA Regular Season: You get a Pastner Flip Phone

CUSA Tournament Title: Smart Phone

NCAA Top 4 Seed: Unlimited Data and Texts

Sweet Sixteen: iPads

Final Four: Jersey Names

National Championship: Dem Bieber Beatzzzzzzzz!

like all those clown punchers don't already have a pair...

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they got em back...winning the CUSA regular season and Tourney earned it...now they have to earn the names on their jerseys back...

Win 6 straight without the cell phone distraction, give them back. Pastner must know he can't beat SLU either way.

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fuoking diesel dick, that's what. maji stays in a hotel for a reason: he DESTROYS his sheets every time he lays with a lady. looks like somebody went yogurt painting with a power washer in there. that sh!t adds up unless you've got some poor maid lugging that linen warzone out the door every morning.

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fuoking diesel dick, that's what. maji stays in a hotel for a reason: he DESTROYS his sheets every time he lays with a lady. looks like somebody went yogurt painting with a power washer in there. that sh!t adds up unless you've got some poor maid lugging that linen warzone out the door every morning.

I'm crying i'm laughing so fuoking hard.

'...yogurt painting with a power washer..."

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fuoking diesel dick, that's what. maji stays in a hotel for a reason: he DESTROYS his sheets every time he lays with a lady. looks like somebody went yogurt painting with a power washer in there. that sh!t adds up unless you've got some poor maid lugging that linen warzone out the door every morning.

wow...that's a disturbing mental image...

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