BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The Chief Export of The Rammer is pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 The Rammer counted to infinity...twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 There is no such thing as global warming. The Rammer was cold, so he turned up the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_davola Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 There is no such thing as global warming. The Rammer was cold, so he turned up the sun.I think Dos Equis is using the Rammer for their commercials...the most interesting man in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slupkt04 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The first officer on my flight the other day was "Chuck Norris." On departing the bird, I looked in the cockpit and it was Rammer. Kareem Abdul Jabbar was the pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 There is no theory of evolution. Simply a list of animals that The Rammer allows to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slupkt04 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Noah told Rammer he couldn't go on the Ark because as we all know, "there's only one Rammer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waldo027 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The Rammer is a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slupkt04 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The Rammer is a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. hahah nice one the will of one William "Billy" Joel states it was Rammer was the one who actually started "the fire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 During a Billiken broadcast, Rammer brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Rammer roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Rammer giveth, and the good Rammer, he taketh away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiken_roy Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 is that rammmer they are speaking of in the commercial when they show the guy that does open heart surgery with the ballpoint pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastsidejoe Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 During a Billiken broadcast, Rammer brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Rammer roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Rammer giveth, and the good Rammer, he taketh away. you are one strange bird 05. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Genesis 2: 1-3 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. And then Rammer made his first call: "God, creating from the cosmos, BANG he got it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moytoy12 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Genesis 2: 1-3 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he asked Rammer what should be done next. Fixed your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Fixed your postExcellent, to which I say thank you and JAM TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_davola Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The hardest part for me watching this video, is trying to figure out who Dos Equis is trying to represent: Porter or Rammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 During a Billiken broadcast, Rammer brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Rammer roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Rammer giveth, and the good Rammer, he taketh away.+5 love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken75 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 After a Billiken's broadcast, Rammer visited the Virgin Islands - they are now known simply as the Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenfan05 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 After a Billiken's broadcast, Rammer visited the Virgin Islands - they are now known simply as the Islands.Rammer lost his virginity before his dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_davola Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Rammer lost his virginity before his dad.Haha...awesome....Rammer never says anything tastes like chicken...not even chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zink Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Rammer doesn't believe in Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick and Roll Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Haha...awesome....Rammer never says anything tastes like chicken...not even chicken. It was Rammer's rib that created Earl Austin, Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARon Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Rammer doesn't believe in Germany Rammer has declared that 'Wyoming' is a word he created that means "no state here". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARon Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 If Rammer ever has twin boys he intends to name them Slobo and Yayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJK Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 granted he sucked, but... The Long Cool Texan for Husak is my favorite Rammerism I was at the game but I wish I could have listened to him call Kwamain's dunk Long live the Rammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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