slu72 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to try and find the best college for him. His first stop was at Miami. When he got there, Larry Coker immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at our university. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000. Calling Heaven ain't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. His next stop was Michigan. Upon entering Lloyd Carr's office, Coach Carr immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Lloyd said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap.." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left. His last stop was in Columbus, Ohio. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tressel picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. From Florida it was going to cost me $1000. From Michigan they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here in Columbus?" The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It's pretty humorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Go Buckeyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >A highly recruited high school football player was visiting >schools >to try and find the best college for him. > > His first stop was at Miami. When he got there, Larry >Coker immediately picked up a golden telephone. After >talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung >up. > > This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so >special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a >direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new >recruits would be stars at our university. > > The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God >what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going >to cost you $1,000. > > >Calling Heaven ain't cheap." > > The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved >along. > > His next stop was Michigan. > > Upon entering Lloyd Carr's office, Coach Carr immediately >picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, >he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. > > The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. > >Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should >pick?" > > Lloyd said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. > >Calling Heaven isn't cheap.." > > Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left. > > His last stop was in Columbus, Ohio. > > Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tressel picked up a >golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and >hung up. > > The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I >really need to >use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him >which college I >should choose. > > From Florida it was going to cost me $1000. > > From Michigan they wanted $750. > > So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here in >Columbus?" > > The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local >call." That's 30 seconds of my life I'm never going to get back. Isn't Matlock on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Billiphan, on behalf of the whole board, I sincerely apologize that you didn't get that bicycle you wanted for Christmas when you were 10. Is there anything we can do to help? The world has not been fair to you. We'll do whatever it takes to bring healing to your heavy, bitter heart so that you can actually make some friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Any bets on whether Billiphan is channeling Ty Cobb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slu72 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 Any bet's he really a woman suffering from a chronic PMS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majerus Magic Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 How come Vtime got banned for posting to much, but you guys allow billiphan to continuously make fun of people and make senseless posts? Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moytoy12 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 a minor clarification which doesn't address the call of your question: vtime was suspended not banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I know alot of people here don't like McKernan, but this article fits phan and his like well. http://www.insidestl.com/mckernan/index.php?storyid=149 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slu72 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 Billiphan's the kid you loved stuffing in his locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Now I think even less of McKernan than I did a few moments ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alameda bob Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 The way I heard it he goes from Miami to Austin, and the local call is from South Bend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >Billiphan, on behalf of the whole board, I sincerely >apologize that you didn't get that bicycle you wanted for >Christmas when you were 10. Is there anything we can do to >help? The world has not been fair to you. We'll do >whatever it takes to bring healing to your heavy, bitter >heart so that you can actually make some friends. I'm sorry. I forgot we can't post on here unless we totally agree with whatever our good buddy posted 5 minutes ago. If you're not part of the good ol boys network on here you'll certainly be chatised. Sure, it's okay for others to be aholes on here(Roy, Rich, Skip, etc.) but no one comes after them. Billiphan and Vtime are the whipping posts around here. That's okay. I'm not thin skinned. I can take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >I know alot of people here don't like McKernan, but this >article fits phan and his like well. > >http://www.insidestl.com/mckernan/index.php?storyid=149 Brian, Actually you don't read very well. The article is more about the Roy and Thicks and Skips of the world. It's about those people with 1000's of posts who don't let anyone else have an opinion. It's about people who dominate a site and don't let any new thought come in. Let me know if I can help with your reading comprehension. Where did you go to high school? Did you graduate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >Billiphan's the kid you loved stuffing in his locker. You stuffed kids into your locker in high school? What kind of ahole were you? I'll let you get back to your Golden Girls marathon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >How come Vtime got banned for posting to much, but you guys >allow billiphan to continuously make fun of people and make >senseless posts? Just a thought. Future Bill, Does your mom know you're on here so much? Hasn't high school started back up? When you grow up, you'll realize that it's not good to be a mindless sheep and then you'll have the courage to stand up for yourself. Until then, I'm sure you allow guys like OLDMAN72 to stuff you in your locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >Any bets on whether Billiphan is channeling Ty Cobb? This coming from the poster who has challenged at least one member on here to two fights. This also comes from a poster who has been officially warned about his language on this site. Hypocrite, thy name is Rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiken_roy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 no i think he is saying he disagrees with mckernan and his egotistical attitude and likens you to him. that is the way i read brian's post. when i read mckernan's pitiful rant, i actually thought, hell, maybe phan is mckernan? it sure fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 >Billiphan >Member since Mar-3-04 >831 posts, 14 feedbacks, -7 points First, Tim McKernan's blog post is about anyone he thinks is a loser, though he'll never realize how much of a loser he is himself. Anyone who thinks a person's worth is determined by how much illicit sex he has and/or how drunk he gets from time to time is the epitome of a loser. And while he's talking all that vulgar stuff, he's probably not feeling very highly about his own "life" (if you catch my drift). Second, 'Phan, my thousands of posts have been accumulated over five years. The total number of posts I've made since you joined this board is probably comparable to, and probably less than, the number of posts you've made. Third, my posts don't tend to attack people's character, while yours regularly do so. I post about basketball; you don't. Finally, Most of the posters here rarely see any of the other posters, and we have very little in common besides the team we root for; nevertheless, the consensus is spelled out in your rating of -7 points (and that's not counting some posters who may dislike your style but refrain from giving you a negative rating -- why feed your ego?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyphan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 slu72 is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 ...so let me get it out of the way: flyphan = Billiphan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan4life Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 can we please talk about billiken basketball. There are kids who get on this site and they don't need to see billiphan use ahole all the time. This is one of the worst message boards ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Wow phan, you asked the ultimate St. Louis loser question. Where did you go to high school? The question losers ask because high school was the best part of his or her life. You know the guy phan. The kind of guy that uses a quote over a decade old to put someone else down. Wow, use a line from a SNL fake commercial. What a great way to rip on someone older than me. He thinks that makes him cool, hip, and funny. It really just makes him look sad and outdated. Boy, you and McKernan do have alot in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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