SLUDrew Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "SLU's upside your head" -An hommage to the great Snoop And yes this is also stealing a cheer from SLUH but I think its pretty clever. "And David took a stone from the bag and slung it, hitting the Phillistine in the head, and he fell to the ground- "Go Billikens" (This is my favorite) "Who's Next ?" stealing a little bit from Goldberg, but a great line. Or to steal a little from the Duke/UNC rivalry "Cincinnatti Sucks" Simple, yet very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonwich Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 The last one is way too generic. How 'bout Billikens.com: Where we eat Gruehls for breakfast. Billikens.com: Who needs a Hug? or, for a different soon-to-be-ex-rival Billikens.com: We don't need your Piti. or, there's also the philanthropic approach Billikens.com: All proceeds from these t-shirts will be used to buy our own home-court refs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUDrew Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 Bonwich, as to the last one I suggested I think the humor is in the fact that it is very generic. I do like your suggestion about buying our own referees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I actually thought of something like the gruehls line, I think it is funny, but do we want to give gruehls space on our shirt? Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUDrew Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 Or how about this, "Like David, we've got big stones" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiken_roy Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 i like the buying refs line a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUNATE Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I'm a fan of almost all of bon's... Billikens.com: Because Steve had some free time this semester. Billikens.com: On the ACC express. Billikens.com: Roy is one of ours. Billikens.com: If you even start talking about how SLU and the MVC are a great fit, we will beat you with a sock filled with quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBand Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I've always liked... "Billiken Basketball is Life... the rest is just details." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 nm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickdraw Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Billikens.com: We talk RPI's not RBI's. Billikens.com: Where the Legend Lives On. Billikens.com: You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonka Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 How about? - Threat Advisory Severe: We are on the highest level of defense! - Billiken Basketball: Expect the Unexpected! - Go ahead, overlook us! - Billikens.com: We'll keep the light on for you! - Billikens.com: Serious people discussing serious topics, and your 15 minutes are up! - Billikens.com: They came, they posted, they conquered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUDrew Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Billikens.com "BTW, we LOL after every win" Billikens.com "We may be balding, but have you seen our Coach?" Billikens.com "They get floor burns, we get carpal tunnel" Biillikens.com "Freinds don't let friends go to Mizzou" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUNATE Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 friends don't let friends go to MU WINS!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidnark Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I suggest that we keep it simple. I also recommend that we focus on our core message. Something like: Billikens.com: Because Mizzou Sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidnark Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Front of the T-Shirt: Small Billikens.com logo Back of the T-Shirt: Top 10 Reasons Why SLU is better than Mizzou: 10. No one every cares what a Tiger is. 9. Our recruiting budget is not reduced by hair care expenses. 8. Boone County, enough said. 7. The FBI has never knocked on our door. 6. Our President parties with priests, not thugs. 5. Randy Pulley: SLU reject 4. They sell beer at our home games. 3. 2. 1. Two words: NCAA Investigation -I will leave it to the board to fill in the two missing reasons or to amend/replace any of my other reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Our president drives a Lexus, not an ATV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 ...won't help our obsessed with Mizzou image, but they are funny. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Our coeds wouldn't give Larry Eustachy the time of day, much less party with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SluSignGuy Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Should we incorporate Too somehow? Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schasz Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Our Student Athletes Attend Real Classes...Not Correspondence Courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schasz Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Steve, Why??? He's not a Troo SLU fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiken_roy Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i agree. they are hillarious, but i dont want those on my shirt. we need something more timeless and definitely away from the obssession theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidnark Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Terrance, at some point you are going to have to draw a big line in the sand and pick a side. You just cannot be a friend of both programs. I don't know why; it just is that way. I love watching Mizzou, and I follow them very closely. I just tend to root for their opponent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I've rooted for both programs for 15 years and figure I can do it for at least 15 more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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