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Roy has been placed the in the Federal Witness Protection Program. Thanks for blowing that bbooster. Given the fiscal cliff, sequestration, furloughs and continuing resolutions, we blew our last bit of federal dollars on him as our one, final protective move.

The only thing left here on the fed level is one of our human-sized, condom-resembling body bags. We've set it aside.

Sorry, roy, you're on your own.

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