Pistol Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Jamaica- I agree on the track team. However, the bobsled team ... I believe negates the track. Cool Runnings was a good movie. Also it's a nice place to vacation and easy to get pot. Smoking pot is very American. False, since most of it is imported. Jamaica is back on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB73 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Nothing from England, since they tried to tax our forefathers without proper representation. Nothing from Germany, because they did some really bad things in the 30s and 40s. Nothing from Japan, already mentioned. Nothing from China, since they "own" all our debt. Nothing from the Middle East, since all middle-easterners are terrorists Nothing from France or Canada, because they're socialists. Nothing from Jamaica, because their track team dominated ours. Nothing from Kenya, because that's where Obama is from. Nothing from New Zeland, because Lord of the Rings should have been filmed in the U.S. Nothing from Australia, because of Paul Hogan. Nothing from Mexico, unless you've got property identification. That's all I got for now. You are an extremist! I just draw the line, anyone who sneak-attack bombed us on our turf, no declaration of war, Sunday morning, families and kids going to church... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You are an extremist! I just draw the line, anyone who sneak attack bombed us on our turf, no declaration of war, Sunday morning, families and kids going to church... And yes, I buy made in USA made whenever I can. I've tried drawing lines, but I'm not very artistic and they never end up straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You are an extremist! I just draw the line, anyone who sneak attack bombed us on our turf, no declaration of war, Sunday morning, families and kids going to church... And yes, I buy made in USA made whenever I can. Would it have been okay if they chose Saturday night, when those churchgoers were out getting hammered and laid? Also, are you aware that there was already a retaliation - scratch that, retaliations - as well as a resolution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SShoe Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You are an extremist! I just draw the line, anyone who sneak attack bombed us on our turf, no declaration of war, Sunday morning, families and kids going to church... And yes, I buy made in USA made whenever I can. Let it go, we won. We also went well beyond "sneak attacking" a military target when we completely wiped out two civilian cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 False, since most of it is imported. Jamaica is back on the list. I follow what you're saying, but once enough Americans use it, it becomes American. And I don't think you're even taking into account John Candy in Cool Runnings. For instance the Hamburger is American despite beign named after a city in Germany. The Sandwich is American despite the Earl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbizzle09 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Would it have been okay if they chose Saturday night, when those churchgoers were out getting hammered and laid? Also, are you aware that there was already a retaliation - scratch that, retaliations - as well as a resolution? Destroying two cities, killing 200,000+ people, unleashing dangerous radiation on the country and taking away their military capacity does not make up for that crappy Ben Affleck movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SShoe Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Would it have been okay if they chose Saturday night, when those churchgoers were out getting hammered and laid?Plus, in fairness, it was probably early Monday morning in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbizzle09 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I follow what you're saying, but once enough Americans use it, it becomes American. And I don't think you're even taking into account John Candy in Cool Runnings. For instance the Hamburger is American despite beign named after a city in Germany. The Sandwich is American despite the Earl. I am still placing Jamaica back on the list because you made a false statement here. John Candy was Canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Nothing from India, because we already have American Indians. I think you mean REAL Indians. Those FAKE Indian's in India have some nerve let me tell you. I think we also have to remove any country in South America to avoid any confusion with the REAL America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Destroying two cities, killing 200,000+ people, unleashing dangerous radiation on the country and taking away their military capacity does not make up for that crappy Ben Affleck movie! Kate Beckingsale makes any movie great. End of discussion Also if it wasn't for Al Gore the internet might not be American and we couldn't even have this discussion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I am still placing Jamaica back on the list because you made a false statement here. John Candy was Canadian. but I've established that Anne Murray and Brian Adams put Canada on the Approved list. How about those wild all inclusive nude resorts? Jamaican blue mountain coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moytoy12 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Kate Beckingsale makes any movie great. End of discussion Agreed. I thought Serendipity was simply delightful. But she's English. Fuok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Kate Beckingsale makes any movie great. End of discussion Enough with the damn vampire movies already. Another vampire movie and your statement is false. Serendipity might be the best chick flick ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Agreed. I thought Serendipity was simply delightful. But she's English. Fuok! That puts England back in play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbizzle09 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 but I've established that Anne Murray and Brian Adams put Canada on the Approved list. How about those wild all inclusive nude resorts? Jamaican blue mountain coffee? No way. You are not allowed to do Six Degrees of American Patriotism. Just because you state one country is OK you cannot then use another country's relationship to it to then qualify them. I call shenanigans on that, Skip! If we go tdown that road, then it will be utter chaos and we can't disqualify anybody! And besides, the Jamaican Bobsled Team beat the United States in the 1994 Olympics, so that places them firmly back on the Unapproved List. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 No way. You are not allowed to do Six Degrees of American Patriotism. Just because you state one country is OK you cannot then use another country's relationship to it to then qualify them. I call shenanigans on that, Skip! If we go tdown that road, then it will be utter chaos and we can't disqualify anybody! And besides, the Jamaican Bobsled Team beat the United States in the 1994 Olympics, so that places them firmly back on the Unapproved List. Alright, Look. I've been trying to include you in the discussion and treat you like a normal person, despite you being a liberal (therefore socialist. therefore communist). However, you're just to unreasonable. I traded with you in fantasy baseball, and I even I hung around with you and Pistol both at lunch the other day after everyone else left. We sat right there in the middle of the place, out in the open. I've tried, I've really tried. However, enough is enough. If you don't feel that Cool Runnings and those wild nude beach resorts put Jamaica firmly on the approved list, you just can't be reasoned with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moytoy12 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Alright, Look. I've been trying to include you in the discussion and treat you like a normal person, despite you being a liberal (therefore socialist. therefore communist). However, you're just to unreasonable. I traded with you in fantasy baseball, and I even I hung around with you and Pistol both at lunch the other day after everyone else left. We sat right there in the middle of the place, out in the open. I've tried, I've really tried. However, enough is enough. If you don't feel that Cool Runnings and those wild nude beach resorts put Jamaica firmly on the approved list, you just can't be reasoned with. jbizzle should clearly go on the unapproved list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Enough with the damn vampire movies already. Another vampire movie and your statement is false. Serendipity might be the best chick flick ever. I believe there was a thread a few years back where I named Serendipity one of the top 5 movies of all time. I've always been firm in my discussions of Kate Beckingsale. The Ice Cream is pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Are you fouking kidding. Anne Murray along with Brian Adams almost bring Canada back to the approved list. Shania Twain counteracts Celine DIon by the way The Canadian goverment has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I almost got a taco from a taco truck today. Then I remembered this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hayes Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I'd just like to submit my applause to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The Canadian goverment has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions. Seriously? Now I have to put Canada back on the unapproved list despite Shania Twain and Anne Murray. The repurcussions from that are as follows John Candy in Cool Runnings is no longer a positive for America which leaves Jamaica clearly teetering on the approved list which could make jbizzle right, which means all good Americans can possibly remove him from their ignore list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SShoe Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I almost got a taco from a taco truck today. Then I remembered this... Do you have a picture of the basement? That's what comes to my mind when I think of the Alamo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Pine Jim Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Does all this thread mean that my beloved namesake gym is now on the list for demolition, to be replaced by more hideous lawn art ? Maybe they could just forego the international trappings in the building and put up a statue of skip and bizzle shaking hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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