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The two posts that created a legend.

footsie and roy......roy and footsie

Hey footsie, whats the matter boy...lets get out those paychecks.

The next home billiken game???? So you live in carbondale??

You must come to the billiken games

Would think you have season tickets

Dont back down now, I will bring you down to our seats

How about underneath the basket before the game with your paystubs punkass.

Name the place in the arena

Some are tired of your tirades though the years.

Name the place in the arena AND BRING YOUR PAYCHECK STUB...streettalking punk

Put in your other thread too.....Most are tired of you...............I am here ...so I guess you let me.LMAO

Like I said how about meeting at the next home game. Why meet in Carbondale??do you live in carbondale??

You can come down to our seats at the arena or we can meet underneath the basket...Name it

Since you are on here all the time you surely have season tickets, right??

Dont forget your PAYCHECK STUBS and guess your trips you make from carbondale and your other trips all over as you say

You talk so big ....so sure you can make it

I will meet you anywhere in the arena ..Name it......DONT FORGET YOU PAYCHECK STUBS

Cannot wait for the visit.....

I call them as I see them...........cannot wait to see you and your paystubs ....blowheart punk

So next home game right??

I cannot wait to show you up

footsie the internet bully................

but no more

I am CALLING YOU OUT...DONT FORGET THOSE PAYSTUBS

Have some of my billikens friends who cannot wait to meet you too..

Bring your witnesses .........AND YOUR PAYSTUBS

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We should also add the chapter of basketballcountry's biography that Box shared with us back in the day. I searched the forum with no success, but hopefully someone with better search skills than I can retrieve it. It was one of the top posts ever on this forum.

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We should also add the chapter of basketballcountry's biography that Box shared with us back in the day. I searched the forum with no success, but hopefully someone with better search skills than I can retrieve it. It was one of the top posts ever on this forum.

hahaha found it without too much trouble. funnily enough, i dredged it up the last time its legend needed retelling. a tragic tale, indeed...

http://www.billikens.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=15829&st=20&p=173436entry173436

basketballcountry, on Nov 21 2008, 03:14 PM, said:

GAME OVER

Try those two words to start out

Okay, I'll take a stab at it. It's not a complete work, by any means, but I just threw this together.

“GAME OVER,” said Basketball Country upon reading the foreclosure notice. Slack jawed, he stared out the kitchen window into the courtyard, contemplating his next move. In just a matter of hours, the sheriff would be knocking on his door and the double-wide currently sitting on lot 23-B of the Terre du Carbon Mobile Home Park would officially become property of Soy Bank & Trust. But the foreclosure wasn’t his most pressing problem; he needed to get this place **** and span before the sheriff arrived, or he'd be headed back to the slammer – no small task, for sure. But thousands of empty Sudafed boxes don’t just throw themselves away, and what in the hell would he do with all these empty ammonia tanks? God damn, he thought, why did LuAnn have to die in that explosion...

The gravity of the situation bearing down on him, he began to think about just how he got himself into this mess. It seemed like only yesterday that he made that uncontested layup, the one that beat Red Bud at the buzzer to win state. They still talk about that game to this day.

As a high schooler, roundball was his only escape from the bleak reality of life in Carbondale, taking precedent over everything, especially his schoolwork. But once that magical senior season ended, it seemed like no one had any use for him anymore. Disillusioned with the game he loved and the townsfolk who had quickly turned their attention to the up-and-coming hot-shot sophomore point guard who held prospects of hardwood glory, he answered the siren song of methanphetamine..

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hahaha found it without too much trouble. funnily enough, i dredged it up the last time its legend needed retelling. a tragic tale, indeed...

http://www.billikens.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=15829&st=20&p=173436entry173436

Okay, I'll take a stab at it. It's not a complete work, by any means, but I just threw this together.

“GAME OVER,” said Basketball Country upon reading the foreclosure notice. Slack jawed, he stared out the kitchen window into the courtyard, contemplating his next move. In just a matter of hours, the sheriff would be knocking on his door and the double-wide currently sitting on lot 23-B of the Terre du Carbon Mobile Home Park would officially become property of Soy Bank & Trust. But the foreclosure wasn’t his most pressing problem; he needed to get this place **** and span before the sheriff arrived, or he'd be headed back to the slammer – no small task, for sure. But thousands of empty Sudafed boxes don’t just throw themselves away, and what in the hell would he do with all these empty ammonia tanks? God damn, he thought, why did LuAnn have to die in that explosion...

The gravity of the situation bearing down on him, he began to think about just how he got himself into this mess. It seemed like only yesterday that he made that uncontested layup, the one that beat Red Bud at the buzzer to win state. They still talk about that game to this day.

As a high schooler, roundball was his only escape from the bleak reality of life in Carbondale, taking precedent over everything, especially his schoolwork. But once that magical senior season ended, it seemed like no one had any use for him anymore. Disillusioned with the game he loved and the townsfolk who had quickly turned their attention to the up-and-coming hot-shot sophomore point guard who held prospects of hardwood glory, he answered the siren song of methanphetamine..

I only have one question...was LuAnn his wife or dog?

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GAME OVER

i find it hilarious that i subconsciously channeled "GAME OVER" from BBC when i laid down those killer stokkes over judds yesterday. in honor of friday and my sad, untimely retirement from billikens.com poker, i give you another full house: albas over biels.

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