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i predict that zach will go as high as any mi$$ouri player this summer in the draft.

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Key Stats

Game - Got None

FG% - 20.0%

FT% - NaN

Rebound - Only to Get Over Sarah

Steals - Like a Times Square Rolex

BLK - WHTE

Assists - I Work Alone

He has some great nickname suggestions on the ballot, as well.

I'd love to see this get even more attention than it already has. I wonder if it gets big enough to make the NBA become more strict about its draft application process.

If not, I might have to dust off my Shaqnosis ( http://www.nicekicks.com/throwback-thursda...osis/#more-2345 ) from grade school to get ready for the 2009 draft.

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He has some great nickname suggestions on the ballot, as well.

I'd love to see this get even more attention than it already has. I wonder if it gets big enough to make the NBA become more strict about its draft application process.

If not, I might have to dust off my Shaqnosis ( http://www.nicekicks.com/throwback-thursda...osis/#more-2345 ) from grade school to get ready for the 2009 draft.

I've started wearing these to work and around the house - I just tell people they're orthopedic:

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Found Vashon alum Curtis Muse on the NBADraft.net site.

Apparently he's going to be playing professionally in Lithuania.

That site reminds me of something I heard a couple years ago, where a St. Louis area high school kid entered the draft out of high school. He wasn't even an honorable mention All-Metro player, but he thought he could make the NBA.

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Testimonial from www.strength-shoes.com

"Thanks to Strength Shoes, I've added 2" to my vertical and slightly reduced my cankles - my dad says SLU and Mizzou would be CRAZY not to offer me a scholarship. Division I, here I come!!!!!"

-T. Slaten, St. Louis, Missouri

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Testimonial from www.strength-shoes.com

"Thanks to Strength Shoes, I've added 2" to my vertical and slightly reduced my cankles - my dad says SLU and Mizzou would be CRAZY not to offer me a scholarship. Division I, here I come!!!!!"

-T. Slaten, St. Louis, Missouri

hahahahahaahaha, that's awesome.

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saw the final feature on the 10 pm news last night and it was hillarious. mixed in video of a disasterous "workout' with coach grawer (grawer blows by zach for a layup, zach throwing up a brick three pointer and zach missing a wide open layup) with answers to select questions. good stuff by frank!

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