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Any bills.com posters should come over and hang in the lower section of 105 for a game, as it can be entertaining. Our friend, slufanskip has quite the lung power. He expects us all to be as loud as he is and we try - we really do. In fact, I know I put out every bit as much effort, but my voice only carries so far. My wife has told me several games now that the veins are popping on my neck and yet my voice never seems to carry beyond 3 rows.

Believe it or not, the refs hear slufanskip and are scared of him. Perhaps it was attire last night. Here's a very nice middle aged man with his shirt off and his entire upper torso painted blue. On top of that he was sporting the Janet Jackson nipple plates on his white painted nipples. The nipple plates were actually a billiken head. Where did you get those skip?

I think those around us are starting to warm up as well, as I was only asked to sit down once last night. Is it because I'm not throwing nachos? Well, actually, never have. I don't eat them. I have thrown down my protein bar a few times though.

Keep it up, slufanskip!

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I had those specially made ... I can get you a set in aluminum for $1,265. plus handling. Billiken.com posters may get a .04567% discount depending on wether or not I like their posts.

I am actually a payed employee of CUSA ... as a referee's head puller outer.

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skip said, "I had those specially made ... I can get you a set in aluminum for $1,265. plus handling. "

spoken like a true used car salesman. ;-)

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... when you pull them out, do you towel the heads off and perfume or do you let them continue to run around stinking up the joint? I think most of Welmer's hair is up there somewhere!!!!! Once Hightower got better, he could afford the tupe, eh .......

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I just leave them wallowing in their own stink .... I'm not paid to clean em up ... just to help them see the light. Anyone who wants to be where the refs can hear you ... come on over. Sadly ... there are always open seats around us. Has to be a close game or we have to be losing ... I leave em alone in blowouts.

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Hey now ... go easy on soccer. I'm in a state of depression. Our U23 team just got slaughtered by the Mexican team ... and we will miss the Olympics. I also missed the Mens Nat'l team play Holland a couple of games ago ... I didn't realize it was on T.V.

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Skip, not only did we lose to Mexico, but they actually whistled and booed throughout the US National Anthem. Then they chanted "Osama" the entire game. I think they're still a little upset about that 2-0 result in the World Cup last year.

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That is the norm for Mexico ... I can't stand to watch them play ... Any time you get close to a player they fall down and moan in pain for 10 minutes before getting up and breaking into a full sprint ... the biggest crybaby team of all time ... right down to the jr teams.

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