brianstl Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 From last night's Letterman: Top Ten Signs A Baseball Player Is Cheating 10. Tested positive for uranium 9. Always asking fans for clean urine 8. After each win, receives congratulatory phone call from Balco founder Victor Conte 7. Name on back of his uniform is "Bonds" 6. You can find him in the club house corking himself 5. Distracts opponents by throwing out the frozen head of Ted Williams 4. Somehow got 3 RBI's during the seventh-inning stretch 3. You haven't seen someone with that much Vaseline on them since the last Paris Hilton video 2. Pete Rose called him a disgrace to the game 1. His nickname is "Needle A**" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NH Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 not trying to accuse anyone but is baseball discussion considered off topic on the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleBilliken Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 During the post season, Steve has allowed Cardinals threads. Generally, as long as it isn't political or offensive, it will slide under the radar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 This one is questionable. It's not about the Cardinals at all. I'm not inclined to delete it, as it shouldn't offend anyone except cheaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 My nickname is needle**s! Just kidding of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 Better to be nicknamed needlea** than needle.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billiken Rich Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 eom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 I think tonight is the night that Carpenter shows the world that he his the best starter in the game. 8 ip, 8 k, 0 er, 0 r, 2 hits and 1 big win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLIKNS Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I was hoping for tacos.Maybe Taco Bell will try the promotion again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slufanskip Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 It is about the World Series game the Cards played in. Official Billikens.com sponsor of H Waldman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quality Is Job 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 That was a darn close prediction. Hey, Brian, I'm looking to get married: tell me when it will happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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