brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The buzz in the locker room is the Bills are recruiting Scott Howard out of Beacon Town. This kid is supposed to be a do it all type player for the Beacon Town High Beavers. The staff recently recieved a tape of the kid. Brad said the kid is just a monster out there on the court. On the down side they are having to deal with a street agent named Styles. I couldn't find the kids stats, but I did find this picture: http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/1063.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Styles was the original street agent. We should get our players to stand behind the basket and taunt the opposition while they shoot free throws, like Mick did to Teen Wolf. I don't know if I've mentioned this here before, but I was at a bar in Greenwich Village a few years ago on a Saturday afternoon. It was raining out, and the Yankees or Mets game was delayed. The TV coverage switched from the baseball game over to Teen Wolf during the delay, and there were two septuagenarians sitting at the bar watching it on a small television. They sat there, drinking their beers, not saying a word the entire time, when one of them finally says to the other, "What I don't understand is why he's better at basketball when he's a wolf." Freaking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 Just got off the the phone with Beacon Town's version of Vtime, Btime. He said that Styles is now trying to pedal Howard, his cousin Todd Howard, and some guy named Merf as a package deal. His cousin is said to be a decent basketball player, but probably will end up being a better college boxer. I think the Merf kid is pretty out of shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 This kid wants to be a Billiken even more than he wanted to be a werewolf. Brad never has never landed a werewolf who can fill it up and get to the hole. Five years and no werewolves, that is just unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbofive Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 F&*#, man, I'm going to get in trouble... LOLOLOL I just flat out cackled at "five years and no werewolves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 We're going to get stuck with Chubby (at least I think that's what the fat guy's name was). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The problems we've experienced recruiting werewolves are numerous and well-documented: - One werewolf was interested in an engineering major that SLU doesn't offer. - Many werewolves who go to JUCOs do not have enough credits to transfer to SLU. - There was that one werewolf who went to summer school, only to be told that he still could not transfer to SLU. He burst into tears in Rich Grawer's office and then destroyed a chicken coop. - There was a werewolf at DeSmet whose defense wasn't good enough for Brad and another at Jennings who just wasn't ready for DI basketball in the eyes of our then-coach. - There was a werewolf who's dad personally drove him all the way to SLU from Mt. Vernon to ask Spoon for a scholly. That werewolf is now SIU's all-time leading scorer. - Another werewolf from Valley Park ended up having a great career at Villanova. The Valley schools have been kicking our butts in terms of werewolf recruiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 Howard will probably end up here: http://www.transy.edu/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quest Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I heard his foul shot percentage is way down this year 'cause he has "the shakes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Never get less than 12 hours of sleep! Never play poker with a guy who's first name is a city! Never date a women with a tattoo of a dagger on her arm! everything else is cream cheese, Scooty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonwich Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Plus we've only had one really knockout cheerleader in the past five years, but unfortunately she looked like this: http://impudent.blognation.us/Kate%20Becki..._Underworld.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 This kids got some game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 Make sure the new arena includes a state of the art dog run. Play up the fact that St. Louis is the home to both Nestle/Purina and the Dog Museum. Make sure the campus has plenty of play toys. Tell them they will be allowed to chase the mini-basketballs into the stands during timeouts. Three words: Campus Dog Park Tell them St. Louis is loaded with b*****s in heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtside Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 http://cbs2.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_094024554.html Are you sure it wasn't a coyote? (I've actually eaten at this Quizno's) SLU is clearly falling behind in Coyote recruiting. My favorite part of the story is that while a wild animal is a few feet away customers still finished their sandwiches and snapped cell phone pictures of the coyote. SLU needs that kind of fearless attitude in its recruits.(perhaps the Quizno's employees and customers are unsigned?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moytoy12 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Grawer kept chicken coops in his office? Recruiting werewolves is fine, but chicken coops...that's just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleBilliken Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ha ha ha....probably my favorite movie as a youngster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbofive Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Tell them they get to do this to the cheerleaders. http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/03/1...cheerleader.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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