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Our jump hooks and floaters are dog sh!t. Get layups and clean jumpers in the flow. Moar mouth punching to start the 2nd. Start Perkins.

We can get better shots then we're getting. Make Chode Island work on defense. Not a foul, zebras.

"Don't go away, folks, we've got a good one!" No you don't. Chode Island is laying on its face in it's own living room and SLU is going through its wallet and thinking about making a sandwich after that.

Goodwin, pull head out.

Man, Jimmy Bell looking really quick out there today. If he wants to go ahead and be quick, I'll change my projection on him.

Terrible shot by Goodwin, I don't like that. Keep getting everybody involved.

Wow, NBA take by Perkins. Cracks me up these announcers saying to be physical with French. Chode island, you will get more mouth punches if you do that.

These announcers are blowing a team down 11. And Chode island has no hustle in them. Screw everybody. Kill them all. Billllllies

French needs to watch it with those screens. He's going to get whistled on the road.

CHODE ISLAND. THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR NEW $200 DRAGON SHIRT AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CRYING. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PUNCH TASTE!?

Like Jim Bell's ruckus so far.

HOW DOES YOUR MOUTH FEEL FROM THE PUNCH, CHODE ISLAND!? HOW DOES IT TASTE!?

Fuoking Stuen's gonna end up at my birthday party if he's not careful.

I imagine Ford has told him his playing time will be proportionate to his defensive intensity and focus. TJ Hargrove is always on my birthday invite list. Lots of these Billikens are.

Ok, definitely not a stiff. Will get pushed around for a bit with no size, but will hit free throws, hit open threes and windmill when afforded the opportunity. Don't worry, I'm a competent adult, I'll go get my own towel from the closet.

Just finished watching the replay. Fuoking great game. 7 assists for Collins. Goodwin, French, Perkins and Hargrove all shared it and played fantastic. Especially thought Hargrove was good on defense. Great game for him, plenty of minutes, Ford gave him leash and seemed really happy with him. Goodwin and French even looked better than usual from the line. Billllllies.

I really don't understand this at all. Perkins needs to play 35 minutes and take 15-20 shots every game. He made his first 8 shots and had 23 points. He's just an insane scorer. I almost guarantee NBA for him at this point.

Out of reactions, good post.

This board: "Carte'Are, we hope you learned a valuable lesson because we'd like to welcome you ba-" Gordon: FUOK YOU, B!TCH. TWO TIMES.

You're definitely drinking the kool-aid. Collins is a stretch, and Bell will never contribute at that level. I like them both, and Collins might reach those heights by his senior year, but Bell isn't mean or athletic enough. Not quite a stiff, but pretty close.

I picture him getting up early every year on his wife's birthday, emptying her jewelry box into the garbage disposal, turning it on, walking outside and just lying facedown in the backyard until the cops get there. Like whose fault is it - his wife for putting up with that over and over, or Crews for being an absolute nihilist?

If his vertical is really 40"+, he's terribly ineffective with it. I'd expect a lot of rebounds, big blocks and dunks from a guy with that kind of bounce. Fred hasn't done that for us. Show me.

Have to win out. Won't happen. Show me.

Oh and Has should have stayed on the bus.