Box and Won Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 This is clearly going to be a trying season. Even our victories at home had been hard to watch before Saturday night's debacle against Sam Houston State. As a coping mechanism, I'm trying to develop a Guy Philips drinking game for home games. Here's what I have come up with so far: Guy salutes the sixth man "The Blue Crew" and the Blue Crew doesn't cheer - drink Guy insults someone during or after a promotion - drink Guy makes a joke - drink "Dwayne...Polk" - drink "Player control foul" - drink "Billiken defense!" - drink "One minute left in the game/half" - drink Guy tries to talk over the band - drink Guy says "correction" - finish your beer "I smell pasta" - finish your beer (this will most likely never happen) Suggestions for additional rules are certainly welcome - this is a work in progress. I realize that the playing of this drinking game will result in the severe inebriation of all participants, yet sometimes you gotta do what you can to survive. Just be sure to have a designated driver or Laclede Cab's phone number on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy03 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 This is clearly going to be a trying season. Even our victories at home had been hard to watch before Saturday night's debacle against Sam Houston State. As a coping mechanism, I'm trying to develop a Guy Philips drinking game for home games. Here's what I have come up with so far: Guy salutes the sixth man "The Blue Crew" and the Blue Crew doesn't cheer - drink Guy insults someone during or after a promotion - drink Guy makes a joke - drink "Dwayne...Polk" - drink "Player control foul" - drink "Billiken defense!" - drink "One minute left in the game/half" - drink Guy tries to talk over the band - drink Guy says "correction" - finish your beer "I smell pasta" - finish your beer (this will most likely never happen) Suggestions for additional rules are certainly welcome - this is a work in progress. I realize that the playing of this drinking game will result in the severe inebriation of all participants, yet sometimes you gotta do what you can to survive. Just be sure to have a designated driver or Laclede Cab's phone number on hand. Talking while our player is trying to shoot a freethrow- drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOSLU68 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Talking while our player is trying to shoot a freethrow- drink Dance team new routine-Drink If it is the up tempo out of sync new routine-take two drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiken_roy Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i would think insulting timeout and halftime fan performers should be a couple of swigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 you are much more disciplined than me as i find many causes to drink at our games thank goodness there will be alcohol in the new bldg - i wonder at what prices?? how about if we use work-study hours for students to man the concession stands in order to lower the price of alcohol in the new bldg? remember siuc tips, in one way, at 6.30 on sat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gister Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 you are much more disciplined than me as i find many causes to drink at our games thank goodness there will be alcohol in the new bldg - i wonder at what prices?? how about if we use work-study hours for students to man the concession stands in order to lower the price of alcohol in the new bldg? remember siuc tips, in one way, at 6.30 on sat That's another drink. Guy said it started at 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUAvtr Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 That's another drink. Guy said it started at 7. I would hope that after "You Said It All" has been played by us, you finish your talllll, cooool, Bud-wyyyszer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinfootes Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 This is clearly going to be a trying season. Even our victories at home had been hard to watch before Saturday night's debacle against Sam Houston State. As a coping mechanism, I'm trying to develop a Guy Philips drinking game for home games. Here's what I have come up with so far: Guy salutes the sixth man "The Blue Crew" and the Blue Crew doesn't cheer - drink Guy insults someone during or after a promotion - drink Guy makes a joke - drink "Dwayne...Polk" - drink "Player control foul" - drink "Billiken defense!" - drink "One minute left in the game/half" - drink Guy tries to talk over the band - drink Guy says "correction" - finish your beer "I smell pasta" - finish your beer (this will most likely never happen) I'd need a liver transplant by the time introductions were over. Suggestions for additional rules are certainly welcome - this is a work in progress. I realize that the playing of this drinking game will result in the severe inebriation of all participants, yet sometimes you gotta do what you can to survive. Just be sure to have a designated driver or Laclede Cab's phone number on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecrewfinance Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 any time he mispronounces a name on the other team, swig. any time he mispronounces a name on the Bills, finish your beer. any time he misses a substitution, two swigs. any time he announces a foul incorrectly, swig. any time that you believe he did something well, sit down, get some water, you've been playing this game for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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