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Everything posted by jimbofive
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Didn't see exactly what happened on that rebounding foul against us, but the Tay Weaver foul on the break looked suspect as well. Zebras. Eat your own dicks. With hoisin sauce.
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Jimmy Bell. My birthday. Suit up.
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Tay Weaver goes under the screen for like 3 seconds, then fouls the screener. FFS, Perkins please.
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Asahn French starting for the Bills. That makes even less sense than Tay Weaver starting for the Bills. Why the fuok not Perkins??? This better not bite us.
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I heard he, French and Hargrove were hammered drunk, going around campus doing totally sick dunks until they broke all the backboards in sight. When confronted, Jacobs offered up his bloody, blistered hands and fell on the grenade for the other guys. One game suspension because it's a total pain to fix all those baskets. Also, I know nothing, Jon Snow.
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Thatch to Redshirt in 2019 - 2020 Season
jimbofive replied to crymdg2's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
What would you say the chances are that Fred Thatch's calves are keeping him from absolutely crushing ass this semester? 50/50? I'm guessing no chance. The fact that his calves aren't 100% is probably the only reason that there's not all kinds of SLU chicks torqued in half like they went through an old log splitter. Fred Thatch. Please recover 100%. Just make sure to take it easy on the broads off the court as you start to hammer the boards again on it. And drink plenty of water after any basketball practice or fuok sesh. Can't be too careful. -
Out of reactions, good post.
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Recruiting - 2020 Class (Optimal Vision Class)
jimbofive replied to Quality Is Job 1's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
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GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
This. Beat me to it. "You think I can't do this sh!t!?" "I love you, Francine. If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in this strip club shakin' it for dollar bills." Oh, and it's just Wahlberg. Or fuokin' Wahlberg. Everyone on Earth knows you're talking about Wahlberg. Same as fuokin' McConaughey or fuokin' Efron or fuokin' The Rock. Once one reaches that critical mass of BDE, you can just drop the first name. -
Out of reactions, good post.
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Hats off to Cox, and fuoking towel me.
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GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
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GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
Fuok right, good post. I was complaining to my wife that it was the most lopsided sh!t I'd seen in a long time. Bills were never given ANY due. You'd have thought we were playing a blue blood, but nope, just fuoking Chode Island. Big gotdamn whoop. Smoked 'em. Fuok 'em. -
Out of reactions, good post. Billikens are fire, everybody else blows goats, especially DOOK. If those assbags don't fall more than one spot there is no justice in the world. Lost 3 of their last 4, including their worst ranked/unranked beating in HISTORY to NC State. For all the talk of parity, the old money still gets protected.
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GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
Good post out of reactions, noticed that, too. -
GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
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Had to do that with the St. Joe's game on YouTube TV. Start time snuck up on me. Worth it to be surprised with the victory. -
Sh!t, I was referencing the yo momma joke, non-pejoratively, but now I'll have to check out Red Dwarf.
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Jimmy Bell Jr plays pool with the planets. Great game today. Looked like he had a new gear.
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GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
Daly a very good player on a dogsh!t team. Hard pass for first team. -
GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
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Refs jobbing. -
GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
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Gotta be fuoking kidding me with that call. Tick tack, patty wack throw a ref a bone. -
GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
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Hasahn with the dub dub. Beast today. -
GDT: Ram jam in RI for the bye game 1 of 3
jimbofive replied to CBFan's topic in Billikens.com Main Board
Had to put kiddo down for nap. Came back to this. Billikens are fuoking SAVAGE!!!!