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Why are Dixon and Ikeakor no longer with the team?


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They finally cut Ikeakor off on his Flex Point® advances so he moved camp. Apparently this new school of his has a pneumatic tube system similar to those at The Bank®, and they just shoot cheeseburgers into his dormroom 6-8 times a day.

Dixon moved on because "Computers are stupid anyways - why Don Hardaway gotta make that class so hard???" (for those in the know)

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Heck, he didn't have to leave for a school with a pneumatic cheeseburger distribution system. The university already owns one of those hot dog launching cannons, they could have just used it to shoot sausages up to Obise.

Nice Don Hardaway reference.

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