BrettJollyComedyHour

This will kill retired numbers and alumni nights.

Only player to ever get more than 350 assists in a year is insane. And if Yuri keeps above 10 APG, he'll be only the 4th player to ever make the mark since they've been recording it. Also insane.

This will be like banging your head against the wall as a fan.

if I wasn't at work, I'd be wheeze laughing like Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit

I knew your time would come

St. Louis Purple Stallions return?!

@juniorbill76 Paging your board avatar lol

Did Chaifetz finally buy an NBA team?? (He asked half sarcastically)

I really enjoyed his color commentary for sure. I liked the joke about the donuts with the Loyola shot clock violation.

We still have the 13th strongest non-con to lean on if we demolish the A10, I guess?

I told everyone at the beginning of the season

Gryffindor! I will die on this hill of comparison. I'm a Ravenclaw anyway, so SLU and the colors were the right choice for me.

Uhhh to be fair, we used to do the exact same sh*t in the band

Lol Avery donut fiend confirmed.

*Mumbles about the Trinity* ...and that's the way it is.

I had a Theo professor freshman year who could do a falsetto that sounded like Avery Johnson lol.

I thought he had

The Lisa Stone holdovers continue to prove they're the best.

I mean, when your official cheerleader and most notable person is a 103 year old nun, I guess it makes sense.

How tall are Grant and Bryce Golden's parents?

An electrolysis ad board? Oy vey and I thought our fanbase was old.

Brett Jolly mixed with Rashad

Lol at the Larry Wins sign, LHJ does indeed win

I'm on the app, must be 10 seconds behind.

The foul disparity is mind numbing