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Here's a story of a Greek named Ian,

He hails from the shore of the Aegean.

His shot is a wonderful hook,

So the Billikens gave him a look.

He decided to travel far away,

Because SLU is where he wanted to play.

He showed up at the very first game,

And unfortunately, we could only show him shame.

As we read the very first reports,

We didn't expect it to be about his shorts!

It was his uniform that was visually stunning,

As his shorts prevented him from running!

Hopefully by now he's gotten wise,

And they've given him the proper size!

Now let's just hope his shorts aren't too small,

It won't look look right on a person so tall!

For longer are much better when he struts,

And personally I'd rather not see his nuts!

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That was pretty good, how long did it take you to make that.

"You know this world is screwed up when: the best golfer in the world is black, the best rapper in the world is white, the Germans don't want to fight anymore, and the French think WE'RE arrogant!"

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