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By the other individual metrics, you'd think we're one of the better defensive teams in the country, which we might be, but we only have one offensive powerhouse.

This is remarkable.

Classist yokel *shakes fist* (lol)

Perry is a treasure. The dude can play anything and looks cool as hell doing it. Yes, this has been part of the tension the past few years. More and more of the gameday has been scripted as the years have gone on. The band used to be able to reactively play situationally appropriate music depending on what happened in the game. Now it's Final Countdown at the under 4 Every. Fouking. Game.

I've always thought having the band play this for a tip off intro would be bad@$$

Not to mention the physical toll it would take.

I thought it was materials stolen from an inner city Philadelphia middle school production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, but they didn't bother to take any of the interesting colors.

Maybe they're just pressing a button the whole time and all they have to do is wear the suit?

You can be a gladhander without being a jack@$$ and May knows nothing about the latter.

You're almost exactly 7 years older than me based on your profile info. I'm class of '15. My brother was probably a sophomore when you were a senior.

Dude do we know each other?

Shoutout to Francis Howell School District and FHN's English Dept for actually educating me.

My guess is Spoon, but it's probably wrong.

My ears are burning

I don't like May because he's a phony. Call me Holden Caulfield, but that gladhanding bull**** bothers me.

This is more to the truth. Milking donations and greasing palms is his specialty.

As an effective basketball AD? Yeah probably. As a human being? Hell no.

The green sweater he was wearing last game screamed Mr. Rogers lol.

Dweezil Zappa once did a tour playing his dad's music during an infamous lawsuit with his siblings called "Dweezil Zappa Plays Whatever the Fuok He Wants." I've always liked that attitude.

I was in the band, did you expect any differently?

I'm out of reactions, otherwise I'd upvote the dickens out of this.

Not joking, May is the Grima Wormtongue to Pestello's Theoden in this situation. This could be your Gandalf the White moment, Lord Elrond.

You're not wrong. Someone go up to Chaifetz next time he's in town. May has intentionally flanked Pestello in the past to prevent band members from talking to him, so just be prepared for that.

They got rid of Superstition when I was in because we couldn't nail the ending we changed to match the studio version Takin it to the Streets is still a favorite since I'm a big Doobies fan! Email [email protected] to help free the band.

Sounds like I'm making myself some cocktails