OT: More college football recruiting

[DeSmetBilliken]

The first two installments of stories on Willie Williams' recruiting trips to Florida State and Auburn have already bee discussed here.

This week the Miami Herald came put with the story on Willie's visit to the University of Miami.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sport...ool/7804726.htm

[MUFAN2000]

All this stuff is nothing compared to the Colorado Recruiting Sex Parties being alleged.

[TheA_Bomb]

They toned down this article somewhat after the last article I think that most reasonable people felt that Willie needed a wake up call and some grammar lessons. This spoof is written by an Auburn fan taken from an Auburn message board.

Here is the spoof:

"Notre Dame's gone down in flames.

By IrishGambino

Third in a series: Carol City linebacker Willie Williams, regarded as the top prospect in the state and the sixth best in the nation, has agreed to chronicle his recruiting journey, which took him to Auburn over the weekend and will end with National Signing Day on Feb. 4:

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

After his trips to Florida State and Auburn, Willie Williams’s Notre Dame experience was most disappointing. His travel arrangements went from a personal jet, to sharing a jet with other recruits and the new low, Notre Dame sent him a plane ticket on Vanguard Airlines.

Upon arriving at Chicago's Midway airport Willie noticed something, "I told them hey, this is Chicago" said Williams. "They said I had to get off the plane anyhow, and I thought that was real bug." Once Williams disembarked he was greeted by a representative from the United Limo Company, who led him to a limo, and brought him the rest of the way to South Bend.

"I couldn't believe how hungry I was, but the driver was real cool on a smooth tip and let me hold some potato chips."

When he finally arrived on campus, Williams had one thing on his mind. "Coach Willingham came to see me when I got there, and said he was really glad I came to visit. I said yo, coach where you hiding all the eats? Then Coach drove me to King Gyros and it was great! I didn't have to wait but two minutes for my Gyros Platter, it was so good I ate two of them. But I didn't eat no goat cheese, cause Coach said it's made from goats milk and I ain't no baby goat!"

As excited as Williams was about not having to wait for his food, Notre Dame still had a long way to go to catch Florida State in his mind. "Coach Willingham told me I could play right away, that I could play any position I wanted and sometimes call plays for the offense, but I told him I want to go somewhere that I can drive an Escalade."

DO YOU HAVE A RESERVATION?

Williams being the proverbial hitchhikers guide to the galaxy gives his rating of The Morris Inn next.

"The hotel they had me stayin at looked like a library, it had gift shop in it, I'm not sure what's up with that. There was a restaurant there but no room service. It was called the Morris Inn but no matter how hard I looked, I didn't see no dang cat anywhere around there."

BE MY GUIDE

On Saturday Willie Williams was introduced to his guide for the day, Carlyle Holiday.

"Carlyle was real cool, but I didn't wanna hang around no position changer so I asked for a different guide. I asked if my guide could be Victor Abiamiri, cause I been wantin a playstation deuce, and I figured he could hook me up. He showed me the locker room, the stadium and then was walked a long way, I was like what are you some kind of Johnny Appleseed or somethin? We saw this place with lots of candles, it was called the gratto. I got real close to the candles cause I was ice cold, and my coat caught fire and Victor pushed me down in the snow to put it out. When I first got to South Bend I thought snow was the most dumbest thing ever but now I know it's more gooder than I thought."

WHERE'S THE PARTY?

Williams was most disappointed that there were no parties to go to, and though the players did take him to "Heartland" a local club, Willie said "I can't two-step no how."

WHERE'S THE WOMENS?

On Sunday Willie left to make his way home.

"All weekend long and Notre Dame never sent one of those girls to my hotel room to cheer me up like FSU and Auburn did. I was all alone in my room, so after awhile, I just cheered myself up. I can do that at home, forget the Irish."

Next week: Ohio State tries to lure Willie with a new box of crayons."