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Maybe he is. Maybe I was just jacking myself off thinking he'd make a good coach...I'd kill to see old Monty on the sidelines.

And College of Charlestown was out of Bobby Cremins' league? Cremins is more renowned than Mike Montgomery as far as most people are concerned. Most Stanford games began when old Bobby had his Ramblin Wreck wins tucked away in bed. Monty would be a delicious and sexy choice for Saint Louie U. Great Day in the Morning...

WHAT? We can't go in-house for our next coach. Look at what happened the last time we said we were undertaking a "nation-wide search." We found Brad Soderberg.

Montgomery?

Who comes to mind for filling the vacancy?

Ironically, SLU was hosting "NRA University" at Baer-Fuller lecture hall tonight from 5-8 p.m., but the event was promptly canceled after this horrific event. Too bad Marcus Vick wasn't on campus to return fire. He would have been a hero.

There's no spin on Bills.com Why don't you go sit on that sausage, Honest Abe.

Yeah, you definitely aren't Metz/Putz

Thanks for trying to butter me up, fellas. But in all honesty, we need a new direction for our program. Brad is not it.

Awwww, do I? You're so sweet.

He has said over and over again that Soderberg doesn't want him around the program. I don't know why and that's none of my business, but look at Gary Foust when he went from Moller to Notre Dame...no D-I experience, but he got there and did his best and God love him for that. Bonner would bring people back...people who remember his exploits in the Billiken Blue. It would be an old era and a new era clashing at Chaifetz. If Soderberg doesn't make it to the NCAA tournament, we can't be riding a string of mediocrity into the arena. We won't sell any tickets. Bonner is laying the seeds for a Head Coaching job at SLU by patronizing Humphrey's as well -- mingling with Blue Crewers and Band Members, and yes- even lowly Humphrey's doormen who moonlight as alums of this university. He knows his audience. He is campaigning for a job that doesn't exist yet, but he knows Soderberg can't get it done. Oh, and I think Bonner knows a thing or two about "Game Management." Soderberg froze like the coach in the "Waterboy" when GeeDub came out with that trap. I wanted to vomit.

You would know what an ##### kissing is like if you're an SAE, by the way. Also, he is a very personable guy, and I'd like to get to know him so we can both get the satisfaction of watching you sit on your hands when Soderberg gets fired.

No, Bonner should be our Head Coach. He knows the program better than anyone, and he is loyal to this University. Where do Brad Soderberg's loyalties lie? To Lou Fusz, that's where. Bonner can recruit. He is a legend at Saint Louis University. He has played in the NBA and knows what it takes to get to the next level. The only playing experience Soderberg has is some NAIA program and some pick up games down at the rectory with Fr. Kavanaugh or something.

What are you going to do about it?

Thanks for supplying me, Rich. I'm sure all your peers would love to hear what you really do.

That's right, baby. How 'bout a low five while we're at it. My true colors? You have no idea, son. No idea. You just need to get on board the Anthony Bonner Head Coach 2008-2009 Train, baby. New Arena Same old Anthony. BonnerBall 2008.

Whoo hoo! Get your umbrella out, Moy. A shitstorm is headed your way.

Oooooh, I'm sure Sean Miller crapped his pants when Soderberg broke out that gem. "Both guys would help out in the league, both are A-10 type players." What does that mean? You're pathetic, Soderberg.

You say: I expect Anthony Mitchell to be star by his third year for SLU. Hmm...wasn't that your prognosis on Danny Brown, o wise one? Where are we at now? A whole lot of promise being flushed down with those torn tendons.

I might as well because no one in that office is capable of doing #####. Even Sloan would have done a better job because he can "recruit the black players." Sloan is a good buddy of mine and he told me that. I laughed, but now I realize it's true. Soderberg is horrible, and I wish you would open your eyes and realize we have Dustin MacGuire and Adam Knollmeyer on our bench. If Husak is a project, MacGuire and Knollmeyer would be like trying to building a wrap-around deck on the Great Wall of China.

You say: Evansville needs size for next year, MG could probably get minutes there right away. Um, hello. WE NEED SIZE RIGHT AWAY. SCREW EVANSVILLE, MAN!!! What the hell??!? Bryce Husak is NOT...IS NOT the answer inside!!!!!! Wake up. GET THIS KID TO SIGN NOW!!!!!!!! I'd take anyone over Bryce Husak!

I'm sure Soderberg has never heard of him. Unless Soderberg just gets all of his recruiting info from Rivals, which makes a lot of sense because Rivals is horrible, just like Soderberg.

Does he look for guys who can play in his system or does he just send Mizzou a thank-you note for not really going after Adam Knollmeyer. Is it just me, or is this guy the worst recruiting coach in America? We have a guy who wants to come to SLU. He also is interested in Illinois and Tennessee. What in the world is Brad doing even giving this kid an option? You tell him there's 40 minutes in a game and I want you, if you play smack-mouth, grinder basketball, to stay out there all 40. Hell, even tell him about this new feature called "overtime" in which 5, 10, even 15 more minutes could be added to that aforementioned 40 minutes. What is he doing!?!?! Make this Rodney kid sign now. We need him. I'll go to Office Depot and get some ink and some paper if there's trouble outfitting the basketball offices with supplies. SIGN THIS FREAKING KID, SODERBERG.

I hear the kid loves Denzel Washington flicks.

This whole Soderberg family/Suggs thing has a real "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" feel to it. Maybe it's me, but I think Soderberg knows he can't land Suggs and Kramer continues to bring him over in the Loy Fusz car over for momma Soderberg's peach cobbler.