The problems we've experienced recruiting werewolves are numerous and well-documented: - One werewolf was interested in an engineering major that SLU doesn't offer. - Many werewolves who go to JUCOs do not have enough credits to transfer to SLU. - There was that one werewolf who went to summer school, only to be told that he still could not transfer to SLU. He burst into tears in Rich Grawer's office and then destroyed a chicken coop. - There was a werewolf at DeSmet whose defense wasn't go