[Rammer Facts]

The Rammer does 4 minute abs.

[Rammer Facts]

The Rammer had a thought to can his urine once. We now know it as beer.

[Rammer Facts]

Rammer said you have to call him darlin.....darlin

Wherever Rammer is it's 5'oclock

[Rammer Facts]

Bills make the tourney next year and every year after because Rammer added it as the 11th Commandment

Rammer said you have to call him darlin.....darlin

[Rammer Facts]

Rammer doesn't style his hair...it stays that way out of sheer terror

Rammer CAN believe it's not butter

Rammer built Rome in a day.

Bills make the tourney next year and every year after because Rammer added it as the 11th Commandment

[Prediction for Student Attendance]

Well, the Rican is starting around 11...but the rest of the crew will there around 4:30

No work the next day means bad news for X players.

108 will be rockin', minus one pair of checkers, damn you Rican

[Another person to make a BigHead thing of]

I could swear inside this place I am talking about had a sign that read "Home of the Huge A$$ Beer". I could be mistaken, I was 19 and drunk.

Yeah, it was called The Steak Pit....and yes, the guy was singing about shite on his d*ck

This isn't the exact song, but you get the point.......

[Friendly BlueCrew Advice]

Hey man, you need to calm down. You are obviously a divisive figure in the student section. If you care about the future of our student section, you should just be another face in the crowd. That is an easy solution. Your self-appointed position as 'Cheer Nazi' should end right now.

whoa there turbo....wouldn't consider it "self-appointed". get a life

[OT-The Natural]

Jimbo, Backhand is living in my shadow so I don't blame him for trying to poke fun at me. He is bitter because his only major accomplishments in life come while wearing Winnie the Pooh suit.

Batting .1000 in a winnie the pooh suit is quite the accomplishment.....

[Depaul and Majerus]

I sure hope he doesn't leave, but if it comes down to that maybe it would be Porter at the helm. I don't think that's a bad option.

And who gives a crap what Slaten says anyways, he's one of those uber-Mizzou fans with nothing but hate towards SLU. Forget about him.