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All ya gotta say is "Hawkeyes" and they run away like a bunch of babies.

Cyclone fans are a much better breed than Hawkeye fans.

My God I hope you guys get to play them this season. There are high school teams that can compete with them they're so awful.

St. Louis would be favored by double digits in Vegas over Iowa they're so bad.

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Jockstrap is and will be a player. Kind of an off game tonight it sounded like, but he rebounded like crazy and got to the line. I saw some highlights of his, he can score from anywhere. I'm hoping this Dwayne Evans kid we're getting next year is something like that.

I really hope you're right but Gilstrap just hasn't "found it" yet this season. He's looked meh all season, which is scary for us because he was supposed to come in and contribute a bunch right off the top as a patch for Weasley Johnson transferring to Syracuse.

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KM and WR, all-conference material. Up until this game, lights out 3 point shooting. Strong play from BC. Cody Freaking Ellis, eventually. Best guard out of Chicago this year coming next year. Big athletic wing from Chicago coming next year. Finally some upperclassmen.

Brackins might go to the league. That bastard Vanderbeken will graduate. Lot of young dudes otherwise.

I'm surprised I responded to this.

Brackins = gone

Staiger = possibly gone (pro ball overseas)

Vanderbeken = gone (might have been his best game as a Cyclone today)

The "finally some upperclassmen"....yeah...we understand. First time we have had upperclassmen contribute that weren't walk ons what we signed out of desperation.

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Back on topic....will SLU win another game after that crappy performance? Will conklin be able to survive with his hardcore gangbanging life style, or will the streets take him under? Will Kwamain Mitchell get back on track?

Yes. They'll win a bunch of games. IMO, a big man away from being an awesome young team.

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It took you an awful long time to respond. Try not jackin your little weenis to the Brackins highlight video on youtube.

I didn't want to put the laptop on your mom's head. Didn't seem very polite.

Seriously this is the best material you have?

Sensing issue here...

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It took you an awful long time to respond. Try not jackin your little weenis to the Brackins highlight video on youtube.

I didn't want to put the laptop on your mom's head. Didn't seem very polite.

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I get it, you're a twelve year old whose parents just let him watch Billy Madison for the first time! Congrats!

I'm 12? Son of a...

Might be the biggest compliment you can pay a player. He got that much under your skin and you were only listening to the game on the radio.

True. Eric Coleman. UNI. Biggest douchebag ever.

Your older uncle must have introduced you to that movie as long as you promised to keep your special secret.

I'm not from Missouri.

Are you wearing a sweater vest?

Yes. Sherbet colored.

He is from Iowa what do you expect?

And my guess is you're from Missouri? Jesus Christ.

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Don't cry because he walked all over your precious lottery pick!

I'm crying? Last time I checked, the scoreboard said

Iowa State 65

St. Louis 54

What am I upset about?

I am looking forward to Hargondy scoring 40 against you guys.

I don't care how many he scores. One guy can't win a game. Found that out with Brackins and his 42 against Kansas last year.

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Well if we didn't miss any shots and you guys missed all your shots we would've broken some sort of record and made the top ten plays of the week on ESPN.

Once again, please leave you have lost credibility and your posts are making us all dumber may God have mercy on your soul.

Mr. TheA_Bomb, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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HERE HE IS THE BIGGEST ****** IN THE UNIVERSE.

Conklin's in the locker room at the UIC Pavilion.

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In all fairness, we make more than one of our 15 threes and its a close game.

Ok, if you want to play that token, if we don't miss roughly 84 layups in the first half, we offset that.

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At least we can have some pride that we held them in the 60s. Those Iowa State jokers on here were all lol when people were predicting a score similar to this one.

In fairness, you hit some 3s, we make our bunnies, it's a complete blowout and it's closer to 80-70 than the score was.

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I want Vanderbeken to die in a fire.

Conklin heads the All Plane Crash team for this game.

Hold on, refs just called another ******* foul.