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101 year old Sister Jean's pregame prayer before the Loyola / Illini game....Lifted right off The Wiz's computer model.

“As we play the Fighting Illini, we ask for special help to overcome this team and get a great win,” Sister Jean said to her team before the game. “We hope to score early and make our opponents nervous. We have a great opportunity to convert rebounds as this team makes about 50% of layups and 30% of its 3 points. Our defense can take care of that…”

I told her to mention turnovers but she was in a hurry to get to her seat.

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17 minutes ago, The Wiz said:

101 year old Sister Jean's pregame prayer before the Loyola / Illini game....Lifted right off The Wiz's computer model.

“As we play the Fighting Illini, we ask for special help to overcome this team and get a great win,” Sister Jean said to her team before the game. “We hope to score early and make our opponents nervous. We have a great opportunity to convert rebounds as this team makes about 50% of layups and 30% of its 3 points. Our defense can take care of that…”

I told her to mention turnovers but she was in a hurry to get to her seat.

False idolatry not a problem with Jean, she quotes the Wiz with no guilt.

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