the dawg Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The rammer once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendents are known today as giraffes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hayes Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The rammer once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decendents are known today as giraffes. Nice first post! The Rammer can divide by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenbill Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Rammer's discarded toothpick was discovered by Paul Bunyan. It became the handle to Bunyan's axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Rimmerman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 God said, "Let there be light!" And Rammer said, "Say please." - Mr. T pities the fool that makes Rammer mad. - Some say that if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If, however, you were to hold the shoe of Rammer to your ear, you would hear a thousand years worth of screaming women and children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigGuy Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The Rammer had a thought to can his urine once. We now know it as beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigGuy Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The Rammer does 4 minute abs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dawg Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 When rammer wears sex panther by odeon, it works 100% of the time, every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runnin'Billiken Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 There is no such thing as history. There are only events Rammer allowed to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedtheblue Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 A while back, Rammer impregnated the entire population of a convent in Italy. 9 months later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleedtheblue Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 He can also speak braille Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philliken Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Rammer is the reason Michael J Fox is shaking. Poor taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianstl Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 If Rammer is so powerful....... I hope there is some way that he can help his two cohosts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billikenbill Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Rammer is the reason Michael J Fox is shaking. Poor taste? Extremely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonwich Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer just called my unlisted number and invited me to the CBI games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stmdragons Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Rammer are trying to persuade God as to why one of them should be His right hand man. When God asks Sylvester Stallone why he should, he talks about how he killed people in Rambo, and Rocky. He asks Chuck Norris, and he says because of what he did in Code of Silence. When its Rammer's turn he says, "Get the f*** out of my seat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Ken R Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 The Rammer calls every season ticket holder urging them to buy their tickets for the CBI Championsip Series while relaxing a minute before a dinner with the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 We once had a bachelor party for Rammer. He ate the whole cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkelsey55 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Even Rammer can't make BillikenRoy stop complaining about RM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer makes Majerus hold a towel for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_davola Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 The Rammer once sent more private messages to Backhand within one minute, than Postcard/Billiphan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box and Won Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer makes Majerus hold a towel for him... Winner. Thread over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACKHANDtheRICAN Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer makes Majerus hold a towel for him... +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJumpUp Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer and the boys giving some pre-CBI Championship motivation. Check it out, regardless of the warning, it is work safe, nothing obscene. http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/TVDN1A10I0dbtitX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbofive Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer and the boys giving some pre-CBI Championship motivation. Check it out, regardless of the warning, it is work safe, nothing obscene. http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/TVDN1A10I0dbtitX dude, too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_davola Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Rammer and the boys giving some pre-CBI Championship motivation. Check it out, regardless of the warning, it is work safe, nothing obscene. http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/TVDN1A10I0dbtitX That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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