brianstl Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 It is old, but still funny. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50097 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four Seventeen Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Greatest quote ever: "Kevin Willis, why hast thou forsaken me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbofive Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Though Hawks fans seem certain Christ can help the team, some NBA experts question whether Jesus is the way. "The healing power of His Holy Love may get the Hawks into the playoffs, but they can't ride that alone to the championship," NBA commentator Hubie Brown said. "What they really need is a solid power forward who can fill the lane, someone like Cliff Robinson." Some analysts think that Christ's injuries, along with His added age, may slow Him down. "Christ isn't going to be 32 forever, and, quite frankly, He hasn't been the same since the Romans drove holes into His hands and feet," NBA analyst and former coach Chuck Daly said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbofive Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Another doozy... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50102 ...The scope of the scandal widened at this year's Harwich, MA Special Olympics, where Jeff Coombs, 32, was awarded a medal in the 40-yard dash competition despite coming in fifteenth out of 15 competitors. Following the race, an investigator asked Coombs if he realized how poorly he fared, to which Coombs replied, "I'm special! I'm a winner!" When the investigator countered that Coombs was neither special nor a winner, but rather an exceptional failure who finished in dead last place, Coombs vehemently maintained his specialness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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